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Customer Transformations are pleased to be able to introduce the Random Management Bull**** Generator (RMBG) to add a little light to your day.

Why might you need the RMBG? You probably already have enough BS around the business from colleagues coming back off the latest course stuffed with all the latest management jargon. You may already work closely with esteemed contacts in the world of Consultancy. It's even possible you may have a Strategy Director called Adrian. Who knows?

Anyway, here's your chance to get your own back on overbearing colleagues and consultants with over 280,000 randomly-generated, (but worryingly plausible) items of management-speak. Alternatively, if slipping words from "aardvark" to "zeitgeist" into dull meetings has just got too easy, here's some real challenges for you and your colleagues to get your teeth round.

Finally, we're now taking nominations for the BODAS© (the Blindingly Obvious Disguised as Science) awards, which we'll be presenting in the New Year when everyone's a bit down after the festive season. Please send us the most outrageous examples of management gobbledygook that you come across in the business world, along with the identity of the perpetrator, and a brief explanation of what they really meant.

bodas@customertransformations.com

The submitter of the most flagrant abuse of common sense and the English language will win a day of Customer Experience Consulting from CTL, absolutely free.